THE BORING ONE
The whole market. Follows nobody.
What this character holds
As of 2026-08-16| Asset | Weight |
|---|---|
| SPY | 100.00% |
Read from the chain, not from this page. Every token in this collection carries the plate beside it, so what is on screen is what a position looks like.
Where this comes from
Fixed| Source | Stated strategy |
|---|---|
| Data as of | 2026-08-16 |
| Document | https://github.com/insiders/insiders/blob/main/packages/shared/src/sources/theses.ts#boring |
| Latest published | 2026-08-19 |
Stock tokens give economic exposure to the price of the underlying security. They are not shares. Holding one confers no ownership of the company, no voting rights, and no entitlement to dividends.
Holdings come from mandatory public disclosures. Characters are referred to by nickname.
You can sell the basket and receive the stable asset in your wallet, or take the underlying tokens directly. Taking them directly sells nothing: the stock tokens move into the position's own account and no stable asset arrives. That path always works, whatever the market is doing, which is the point of it.